$100 Pickup Truck

One day, Jerry Jeff was walking down Main Street of New Orleans when he saw his buddy Jimmy driving a brand new $100 pickup truck. Jimmy pulled up to him with a wide grin.  "Jimmy, where'd you get that $100 pickup truck?"  "Jane give it to me." "She give it to ya? I know she is kinda sweet on ya, but a $100 pickup truck?"  "Well, JJ, let me tell you what happened.  We were drivin' around, in the middle of nowhere. Jane pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Jimmy, take whatever you want.'  So I took the truck!"   

"Jimmy, you’re a smart man! Those clothes woulda never fit you!"